The Driving Range…
Went to the Driving Range today at Pollsmoor Prison.
I almost hit one of the guys who picks up the balls. The ball seriously bounced by his feet and I was actually cheered on by the other golfers around. The 3 Iron is definately the best for targetting people, I think.
Then, later on, some mean looking dude was walking past. I tried my best to not aim at him but naturally the ball flew right past him and he really looked like he wanted to kill me. It was so fucking funny, but I suppose you had to be there. Seriously though, what sort of IQ do you need to think it's cool to walk past people hitting golf balls? He was literally ten metres away from my club, and I'm sure would have been knocked the fuck out if a ball hit him. Next time I'm gonna take a video camera.
Afterwards, my friend Nick wanted to see the rugby so I told him I knew this dodgy pub on the way. "You said this place was dodgy, but you didn't tell me that I should bring a knife" he said to me. Fuck, I'll never go to that place again.
Some drunk even had his kids sitting outside, among them was a twelve year old who actually asked me if I would give him my iPod. I put it away in my pocket after that. Oh, then there was this dude with a shirt that read "Suip the Cape in shape!". What a place.
Oh, check this shit out! This guy gets as drunk as me ("Drunk Andrew") but he actually writes about it! I normally just tell people that they were drunk too, and it could have been someone else who did that, or that I can't remember any of that.
Oh, this girl I know stayed over at my place last night, and when I woke up in the morning I had such a hangover that I asked for a head massage. After that I asked her to go make me coffee. Thinking about it now, I'm actually quite a cunt.
peace
A 3d Printer
Check out the ZPrinter 450 Video! It prints 3d objects! I think a better word is that it "creates" 3d objects.
It is like $40000 dollars though.